According to this article in the Pittsburgh Channel, two women dressed like ninjas robbed a convenience store using a samurai sword and a dagger.
Ya know, what? Right on. For some reason I would rather see ninjas robbing people than gang-bangers and druggies. I'm not sure why, but it seems a little more OK if it's ninjas.
That being said, I don't think these people were really ninjas. For one, I don't know if there are even female ninjas. (Maybe these were new-age ninjas?) Also where the @#$% were their throwing stars??
Amateurs.
They must have had some ninja skills because they're still at large. Police are asking for help. If anyone in the Pittsburgh area notices two ninjas eating Slim Jims and pounding Slurpees, please contact the authorities immediately.
Holy cow...this is one of the funniest posts I've ever read. I'm with you about ninjas being so cool. Rob every bank in America if you want--if you're a ninja, you can do whatever you want. Perhaps now I have something new to aspire to...
ReplyDeleteI fully support your decision to become a ninja. If there's any way I can help you, please, PLEASE let me know.
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