Monday, October 1, 2007

Brittany Spears loses custody of kids


All I gotta say is when a court finds Kevin Federline to be a more fit parent than you, it's time to reevaluate your life.

From CNN:

In addition to ordering the twice-weekly drug tests, Gordon ordered Spears to spend eight hours per week working with a "parenting coach," who was to observe her interactions with her children.

Gordon also told both parents to avoid alcohol or "other non-prescription controlled substances" 12 hours before taking custody of the children.


So it's OK for the parents to use non-prescription controlled substances, just as long as it's not within 12 hours of when they're going to take custody of the kids? I thought using non-prescription controlled substances was illegal...

Anyone seeking fame and fortune, take a good look at what it can do to you.

4 comments:

  1. How low do you have to sink in order to lose custody of your children to your estranged unemployed dancer husband? This chick is a multi-millionaire with enormous earning potential, despite her disfavor in the press. Fed-Ex, formerly known as K-Fed, doesn't have anything. Someone tell that girl to just hire a full-time nanny -- the kids might end up half-way okay if they spend more time away from her.

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  2. Peter - You said so many things I wanted to, but didn't know how. :)

    As far as K-Fed being broke...he is, except I heard last night with their existing arrangement he gets $20k/month from Brittany and now that he'll have full custody that number should go up considerably.

    No wonder he wants the kids.

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  3. Hmm 20k a month for the rest of my life for being married to Britney for a year or two. Where do I sign?

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  4. Hey Dave? It's B-R-I-T-N-E-Y.

    It's like, funetikul or something.

    But, only 20K/month? Is he going to be able to make ends meet on such meager means? Maybe he should become a copywriter!

    Um...is it wrong that I was delighted when I heard this news?

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