See CNN article here. It looks as if two men, one in the slammer for manslaughter and the other for robbery and weapons offenses, "...removed cement blocks from two walls, squeezed through the openings, jumped to a rooftop below and then made it over a 25-foot-high fence."
That sounds vaguely familiar. Oh yeah! I remember where I've heard of this happening before! It's in every prison movie that's ever been made!
What's worse is, "The section they escaped from was supposed to be the most secure area of the facility.""The men helped cover up the break by placing dummies under their bed blankets, and hiding the wall holes with magazine photos of women in bikinis, authorities said."
Your tax dollars at work.
Fuzzy britches courtesy of here, Warden Gentles pic from here.
I wonder if the warden will miss out on his promotion, hold a charity drive for GVH in the new prison wing, write a screenplay, and give one of the escapee's wives chlamydia. ...only time will tell.
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