That's it. It's officially gone too far. Diddy had to retire his private jet and fly on a commercial airline. Via CNN:
"I'm actually flying commercial.... This is really happening, proof gas prices are too high. Tell whoever the next president is we need to bring gas prices down."
I feel you Diddy, and I'm on it. I'm going to write a very strongly worded letter to the next president informing him that he needs to bring down gas prices so you can get back to flying in your private jet.
Seriously, having to fly first class when you're used to flying private is an outrage, especially for a person of your stature who is doing so much good in the world by promoting good values and lifting people's spirits.
And because of that, I've decided to set up a special fund called The Fake Diddy Private Jet Fuel Fund. All donations made to the fund may find their way to Diddy to ensure this travesty concerning his travel arrangements is ended as soon as possible. I know you have many other worthy organizations asking for your time and money, but please consider the following: starving kids in Africa don't know any different, whereas Diddy knows what he's missing out on. So, please, click the "donate" link below and give as much as you can.
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LOL wow.
ReplyDeleteYes. Wow. And I should note that I've already received a donation to the fund! Thank you and keep it coming!
ReplyDeleteIs my donation tax deducitble?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely. Once you make a donation an itemized invoice will be sent to Diddy. Once he verifies the donations were received you'll be mailed a tax-valid form showing your donation.
ReplyDeletei would have donated, but you don't take paypal. get with the times!
ReplyDeleteand was that an arrested development reference with the "very strongly worded letter"? written by nothing but natural light, right?