Friday, May 4, 2007

Chicken balls at Iggy's

Yes, Iggy's offers "chicken balls" on their menu. As if that name weren't bad enough, this is how your order appears on the receipt:


Oh, Iggy's! Why chicken BALLS? Chicken rounds, chicken rolls, even chicken spheres all sound better, more appetizing and less... uh... anatomically suggestive.

And your customers won't go home with a receipt for a Bucket O Balls.

Iggy's, I do freelance copywriting. Call me. My rates are reasonable.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 4, 2007 at 9:38 PM

    And still you ordered them? What kind of activist are you?

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  2. AnonymousMay 5, 2007 at 6:57 PM

    HECK no! That wasn't my receipt. It belonged to a member of our party.

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  3. AnonymousMay 17, 2007 at 5:03 PM

    BUCKET OF BALLS SOUNDS LIKE GOLFING TO ME. :-)

    Momita

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  4. AnonymousMay 17, 2007 at 8:23 PM

    Obviously, my mom has a much cleaner mind than I do. :)

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