Saturday, May 5, 2007

Paris goes to jail!


While I don't normally follow celebrity news/gossip, I gotta say this is awesome. Maybe this will teach the spoiled brat (my wife wouldn't let me say "whore") there are actually consequences in life.

She has to report to jail on June 5th. I don't get it. She's been caught with a suspended license due to two previous DUI's...why not cuff her and put her in jail then and there??

4 comments:

  1. Having worked at a prosecutor's office, I am immensely pleased. That tramp (will your wife let me say that word?) has lived her life above the law and social mores, and for the most part, it's gone her way. Even the sex video just made her more popular. And who knows, the jail stint might make her more popular too. But we can at least be assured that it won't be any fun for her.

    Kudos to the D.A.'s office for sticking to their guns, and kudos to the judge for not cutting the brat some slack.

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  2. Amen. I have a hard time imagining how jail might make her more popular. Then again I couldn't figure out how it boosted Martha's career either.

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  3. Unlike Martha, I don't see Paris making crab apple jelly during her jailtime. I hope she looks good in orange.

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  4. Speaking of looking good in orange, I wonder how much pictures of her in jail are going to be worth.

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